 
Betting on golf is almost as old as the game itself. Spice up your next round with one of our money games.
 Bet of the Week: Aces & Deuces
"Aces & Deuces" (aka "Acey Ducey") - The low score on each hole wins a predetermined amount from each of the other players. The high score on the hole loses a predetermined amount to the other golfers. This can be played alternately so the high score has to pay the low score an additional amount. Obviously, this can get expensive if you are clearly the worst golfer in your foursome.
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Everyone loves a good joke so when you tell one of these on the course you will be the hero of the foursome.
Joke of the Week: The Therapist
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me!", she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes", he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away an laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him: "How does that feel?"
To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
One-Liner of the Week:
An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.
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